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Dirty Muse asking for Help! female messy

So in 18 years I have never asked for advice, nor do I need it. But what I would like to ask UMD members is preferences, probably not going to make any more Pie/Slime movies as I am not equipped for i...

8/21/258/21/25

9/7/259/7/25 by deinmuda

Replies: 24
Views: 2649

Eden Remastered... Both Solo and With Her Real-Life Sister! female messy

Two more volumes now upgraded to higher-rate MP4, from SS79 and SS106, and both starring the absolutely adorable Eden! If you mixed Jayne Mansfield and Betty Boop in equal does... That would be Eden...

7/17/257/17/25

by SlapstickStuff

7/20/257/20/25 by RobbyWLP

Replies: 18
Views: 2568

A few questions about the current state of WAM videos. female messy

I'll try to keep this as concise and clear as possible. First up, what is about WAM that excites you? Is it the "naughty" side of doing something that seems taboo such as ruining good clothes? Do the...

5/17/255/17/25

5/31/255/31/25 by stormbubble05

Replies: 23
Views: 4362

Yes, SlapstickStuff Turns 21 Today. female messy page 1 2

Buy SlapstickStuff a drink, because he (she? they? it??) is finally legal drinking age! On Saturday, April 24, 2004, I checked into an extremely cheap motel ($30 a room??), laid down WAY too much pla...

4/24/254/24/25

by SlapstickStuff

4/30/254/30/25 by james84

Replies: 52
Views: 6194

Looking for vid suggestions to purchase messy

If any such videos exist of girls trashing wedding dresses. (Bonus points if it's their actual wedding dress)

1/25/251/25/25

by FordDude1975

3/1/253/1/25 by SonoranCurves

Replies: 25
Views: 2820

Why I Love "Great Race" female vintage wam

I see the arguments here often that it's a short pie fight, too many guys and only one girl, and so on. I rewatched it last night (its on the Max streaming service under TCM or classics - the Warner l...

7/14/237/14/23

11/19/2411/19/24 by Old Man

Replies: 14
Views: 3344

Mature wam female messy page 1 2

Unless I'm missing something, there is limited to no mature ladies getting messy. Many years ago, Gilly Sampson has a site (milfwam?) the focus of which was mature ladies getting messy although I thin...

9/19/249/19/24

10/6/2410/6/24 by mitch111de

Replies: 32
Views: 7137

There is no such thing as "classy" wam-in my opinion-what's yours? female messy page 1 2

I dont know why but it really grinds my gears when I hear people refer to one producer as doing "classy" wam. What it feels like to the rest of us? Is that if we aren't doing "classy"? Then what are w...

5/15/245/15/24

6/13/246/13/24 by Brattyshortcakes

Replies: 54
Views: 6142

Ladies messy in hats? female messy

What does everyone think about ladies getting gunged in hats?

LIL Productions

4/17/244/17/24

by LIL Productions

4/22/244/22/24 by Patsy Pastry Clown

Replies: 16
Views: 2165

Rose Has Way Too Much Fun Getting Messy in her SS Debut! female messy

Hey folks! So on occasion, I reach out to a model who is not only willing, but EAGER to get pied. Sometimes it's all talk.... and sometimes the enthusiasm wears off.... and then, sometimes you find...

2/25/242/25/24

by SlapstickStuff

3/24/243/24/24 by dirtdirtdirt

Replies: 28
Views: 6344

Wardrobe "malfunctions" female messy

A question mostly to producers and models, but also to consumers. First to the models and producers... How do the models or producers generally deal with a wardrobe malfunction? Either the top falling...

7/16/227/16/22

7/21/227/21/22 by Old Man

Replies: 11
Views: 3444

Does removal of certain clothing affect your opinion of a WAM Scene? general messy

Just a quick question I have with planning some messy Sessions in due course. For example I was thinking in the preview shots to show the full outfit, but in the messy session to take my heels off,...

10/28/2110/28/21

by MessyCDresser

11/23/2111/23/21 by MessyCDresser

Replies: 25
Views: 3385

Favorite outfit to see someone getting messy in? female messy page 1 2

Hey yo. It's monthly poll time. What we want to know this month is.... What is your favorite outfit to see someone getting wammed in? - Assume the mess being used on your favorite outfit is exactl...

The Man and The Wife

9/15/219/15/21

by The Man and The Wife

9/22/219/22/21 by The Man and The Wife

Replies: 51
Views: 9287

Smashing Time 1967--lots of potential, ultimately disappointing coed messy

It may be a film known to some of you but I stumbled across this 1967 film with a lot of slapstick WAM scenes which unfortunately mostly feel like a lot of wasted potential. None-the-less I thought I'...

9/16/219/16/21

by Edwardian Mess

9/18/219/18/21 by mrangry

Replies: 16
Views: 4486

MostWam Custom Vote: Leia vs Sky female messy

Hello. For those who don't know me, I am MostWam's regular customer. I chose two models - a lovely Sky (the brunette) and Casey's lovely sister Leia (the blonde). Now it's up to you to decide: Who sh...

5/26/215/26/21

by Wet_Sneakers

5/30/215/30/21 by shinyrainwear

Replies: 15
Views: 2833

Brittany female messy

Alana SexyMessyBabes

4/16/214/16/21

by Alana SexyMessyBabes

4/16/214/16/21 by Devo77

Replies: 4
Views: 1535

Expensive Outfits female messy page 1 2

So I have question for the community, if you are getting messy/wet or watching a video of someone else getting messy/wet, does the price of the outfit add to the excitement? For example if you know t...

1/27/211/27/21

2/13/212/13/21 by Topcattopone

Replies: 34
Views: 5795

Why have Morals Changed in Women over the last 20 years? non-wam

I have been around producting WAM movies since 1991, back then it was rare to see bare boobs messy, let alone bottomless. Over the years as new producers and more models have come into the scene thing...

10/19/2010/19/20

11/9/2011/9/20 by DungeonMasterOne

Replies: 18
Views: 1427

Hair vs bald poll female messy

Piggybacking off of MG's post, I thought I would do this poll. Do with it what you will.

8/22/208/22/20

8/29/208/29/20 by mrangry

Replies: 17
Views: 1979

How did you discover UMD? general messy page 1 2 3

There have been quite a few threads about what was someone's first messy experience or what the first video they watched that was specifically made for WAM and whatnot but surprisingly, I don't think...

6/5/206/5/20

7/28/207/28/20 by Dr.Venkman

Replies: 64
Views: 6378

Anyone into messy fleece jackets? Need ideas. female messy

This looks fun to ruin!! Any ideas?!?!?

6/2/206/2/20

7/21/207/21/20 by soccer3434

Replies: 11
Views: 2243

Do you like wet and messy soccer/volleyball/handball kits? female messy

A good-looking girl in a soccer/volleyball/handball kit is something I always like to see :) I don't often get a chance to see them messy. Soccer being a small exception. Do you like to see a girl in...

6/11/206/11/20

6/20/206/20/20 by Old Man

Replies: 10
Views: 1557

Quality new Guerreros episode coed messy

12/8/1912/8/19

by SlapstickStuff

12/11/1912/11/19 by SlapstickStuff

Replies: 5
Views: 3189

Taylor As You've Never Seen Her Before! Sexiest Scene Ever? female messy

Thanks to PRToo for suggesting this might be the sexiest Taylor pic ever! https://umd.net/forums/sexiest-taylor-pic-ever Is this her sexiest SCENE ever? Well, you be the judge.... RAWHD.SlapstickStu...

10/18/1910/18/19

by SlapstickStuff

10/28/1910/28/19 by pie_sandwich_fan

Replies: 20
Views: 5564

models too sexy for wam female messy

ok, i love getting messy muddy whatever, but sometimes, the girls i like are so attractive, i actually don't like to see them messy.. certain models for instance, i'd rather just see them as they are,...

Clifford Anderton

10/22/1910/22/19

by Clifford Anderton

10/23/1910/23/19 by RobbyWLP

Replies: 13
Views: 1993

What to wear for a mud wrestling match? female messy page 1 2

Let us know. I'm thinking swimsuits but let us know if y'all have other ideas.

Alana SexyMessyBabes

9/8/199/8/19

by Alana SexyMessyBabes

9/27/199/27/19 by Alana SexyMessyBabes

Replies: 34
Views: 4801

Question for Fans of Pie Videos female messy

Obviously, we all have our quirks about what we like and there is probably NOTHING that we all agree on. But there are a few things that I am guessing a very large majority of us agree on and these...

9/6/199/6/19

9/9/199/9/19 by Potatoman-J

Replies: 28
Views: 2230

taking X rated customs and read this for A specialty one! female messy

oooookay! SO, i wont be able to get messy for a while. i am scheduling my fucking surgery this am for the end of this month, beginning of sept. during the time i am down, i have awesome vids i am re...

8/15/198/15/19

8/16/198/16/19 by boxster2

Replies: 20
Views: 3262

Introducing The Wet Zone, an All New Wetlook Site! female wetlook

Hola amigos :D Some of you may know me on the messy forum as PieZone--well starting this month, I am expanding operations into the wetlook side of the fetish, and as such, would like to introduce myse...

7/4/197/4/19

8/12/198/12/19 by randsco

Replies: 24
Views: 6748

Lets Get Real With each other! Am I alone, here? coed messy page 1 2 3

Okay, so, I am going to put this as short and as "not boring" as I can. If i wasnt typing (robby can tell you this) i would be using my hands and I am making a lot of animated facial expressions. Wh...

6/28/196/28/19

7/29/197/29/19 by dick4pies

Replies: 88
Views: 12251

Question for those into clothes cutting / ripping female messy page 1 2

We've occasionally experimented with clothes cutting as well as gunging, mainly with rainwear initually after someone requested shredding in a custom scene. I was surprised to find how sexy it can be...

DungeonMasterOne

7/16/197/16/19

by DungeonMasterOne

7/23/197/23/19 by DungeonMasterOne

Replies: 30
Views: 3231

Clothed vs Nude female messy

Do you prefer to see a model clothed, or nude, during a WAM session? I generally prefer clothes. However, if it's a subtance such as mud, or paint, then nude is fine, too. Of course, some models star...

6/15/196/15/19

6/21/196/21/19 by 77wabc

Replies: 19
Views: 1867

Which Babe would you like to see next? female messy

Hi folks, I think one of my favorite parts of producing has been building up my local talent pool. :splosh: Which babe would you like to see more of in my upcoming shoots? Or Better yet how would...

Alana SexyMessyBabes

4/11/194/11/19

by Alana SexyMessyBabes

4/16/194/16/19 by Old Man

Replies: 5
Views: 1364

"College Madhouse": Innocent fun or something more? female messy

The short-lived gameshow "College Madhouse" (which aired from 1989-1990) made a great impression on me as a young teenager. I ran across it while channel surfing. I froze, remote control in hand, at t...

TimsMessyFiction

3/22/193/22/19

by TimsMessyFiction

3/24/193/24/19 by wamtec

Replies: 19
Views: 4956

Mud Wrestling Ep21 Lucy And Sky female messy

Mud Wrestling Ep21 Lucy And SkyWe thought we'd try out Mud Wrestling again, this time on a slightly smaller scale. More intimate which means we focus more on the girls actually wrestling. We have Lu...

3/1/193/1/19

3/5/193/5/19 by CalGungeFan

Replies: 11
Views: 2408

Hoping "old Skool pies" is becoming a thing again female messy page 1 2

We all have our references, and mine has always been the beautiful woman, well dressed, occasionally in a bikini but always non-nude and usually in a social situation getting nailed with a pie or pies...

1/11/191/11/19

1/16/191/16/19 by Pie Romaine-y Yak

Replies: 32
Views: 5013

Let's discuss SlapstickStuff's 2018 female messy page 1 2

At the beginning of the year, SlapstickStuff posted that they had some big plans and ideas for this year. I, also being SlapstickStuff, will cut-n-paste them here, from this previous thread, as I'd fo...

12/31/1812/31/18

by SlapstickStuff

1/2/191/2/19 by RobbyWLP

Replies: 31
Views: 4389

Presenting... The Whipped Cream Bikini! (And A Big Milestone.) female messy

God bless my favorite MILP (Mom I'd Love to Pie).... Because, after years of wanting to recreate this look with a model, she was the one brave/crazy enough to pull it off. And yes, it's every bit as w...

12/4/1812/4/18

by SlapstickStuff

12/13/1812/13/18 by SStuff

Replies: 23
Views: 3915

Three Brin Scenes now added and SlapstickStuff Streaming! female messy

SS153 Scene 1Brin returns even hotter--and messier--than before! Start with that jaw-dropping gold bikini... Followed by 20 (!) pies... Two separate cake falls... And a finale with 3 self slimings!St...

11/8/1811/8/18

by SlapstickStuff

11/10/1811/10/18 by SlapstickStuff

Replies: 14
Views: 2054

Clothes Versus Nudity in a WAM Scene female messy page 1 2

So I asked you guys a while back about your favorite outfits in WAM scenes (here was that thread: https://umd.net/forums/what-type-of-outfit-do-you-like-most-in). But I'm wondering now what the consen...

10/24/1810/24/18

10/29/1810/29/18 by PieZone

Replies: 41
Views: 5459

Just popping by. general messy

Hey it's me, Satine! I've finally gotten my butt over to UMD forum to come and say hello :) I've just been looking through the threads and you seem like such a welcome bunch, ok excited to share any...

9/23/189/23/18

10/22/1810/22/18 by madmalc

Replies: 22
Views: 3906

SlapstickStuff finally goes Full Nude... Thanks to Kylie (of course)! female messy

I mean.... It was her last SlapstickStuff scene EVER.... So we figured, why not?? RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com If you're someone who prefers the (very occasional) R-rated side of SlapstickStuff.... Well,...

9/22/189/22/18

by SlapstickStuff

9/25/189/25/18 by Jayce

Replies: 21
Views: 5790

Old Doctor Splash Videos female wetlook

Does anyone know if you can still get DVD copies of some of the older videos that Doc Splash used to make? I've got one that's on a VHS, but my player finally gave up the ghost and I'd like to get a v...

7/24/187/24/18

7/25/187/25/18 by Glassia9

Replies: 4
Views: 1179

The Future Of Slymsford's Sploshers female messy page 1 2

So, I have recently been made redundant from my job and had to make a decision about whether to give up a rather expensive hobby and try and find a new job, or try and make a go of making WAM videos...

7/9/187/9/18

by RevSlymsford

7/14/187/14/18 by leonmoomin

Replies: 37
Views: 5122

Is the WAM fetish bigger than we think it is? general messy page 1 2

Sometimes I feel that the WAM fetish (specifically pie fetish for me) is some small, obscure fetish, existing along the fringes of society, that not a lot of people know about or understand. Maybe I...

5/24/185/24/18

by Cinnamon Bun

5/29/185/29/18 by PieingSaucer81

Replies: 48
Views: 6216

Outside Fetishes non-wam page 1 2 3 4 5 ...6

Hey beloved sploshers. I am wondering what other general fetishes besides WAM are the most popular with you. Like, if your favorite model or producer could branch off into something non-wam, what wo...

7/8/167/8/16

12/22/1712/22/17 by Fox_Trot

Replies: 162
Views: 54052

We're back in business @wetlookHD female wetlook

Hope you will enjoy our video's & free pictures again on www.wetlookHD.com

11/22/1711/22/17

12/6/1712/6/17 by mr_producer

Replies: 15
Views: 2538

2 clean girls, one messy female messy

What are some of your favorite scenes or pictures/screenshots of videos that involve 2 clean girls messing up the 3rd girl? Here are pictures from an unreleased Cali Logan custom I did years ago....

10/3/1710/3/17

10/10/1710/10/17 by RevSlymsford

Replies: 16
Views: 4394

My new Phase Eight dress :) female messy

Hi everyone, i just brought a new dress for a works day out, Looking forward to wearing it, you never know how its going to end. May wear it with a bolero jacket but not sure yet. What do you people...

4/21/174/21/17

4/29/174/29/17 by akauvwxyz

Replies: 10
Views: 3163

Lost Bets Productions female messy

Hi, I haven't actually been on this site for, uh, seven or eight years, but last time I was here the admins told me it was okay to promote my site, as long as the content was relevant. I hope that po...

4/17/174/17/17

4/22/174/22/17 by clue1

Replies: 10
Views: 5184

Muddy-wrestling female messy

Can someone buy the rights to Messy-wrestling and give it back to All-wam.... http://www.messy-wrestling.com/ Its been a year since the last update , they just gave up . Is there any way we could...

nintendoeater93

4/13/174/13/17

by nintendoeater93

4/17/174/17/17 by AL-B-Gone

Replies: 10
Views: 2128

20 girls + discount codes for 30% and 50% off! female wetlook

http://wetlooker.com/ NEW DISCOUNTS! 50%: Put 10+ more sets in one cart and use code: 50FORME 30%: Put 3+ more sets in one cart and use code: 30FOR3 http://wetlooker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/11...

3/17/173/17/17

by wetlookercom

3/21/173/21/17 by Old Man

Replies: 2
Views: 1115

9 new girls + extended 50% offer female wetlook

OK, if you want, let's extend 50% SALE a little more: Put 4+ sets in one cart and use code: FINAL50 http://wetlooker.com http://wetlooker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/IMG_0517-682x1024.jpg http://w...

9/4/169/4/16

by wetlookercom

9/8/169/8/16 by LnonameL

Replies: 2
Views: 1404

Thank you female wetlook

Hi, my name is Jane. You already know me as wetlook model :) I want to be known as somebody else. If you want change, you need to change something. So I decided that I want change wetlook was f...

Perfect wetlook

1/12/161/12/16

by Perfect wetlook

1/15/161/15/16 by Old Man

Replies: 10
Views: 1669

30 new girls on female wetlook

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12/15/1512/15/15

by wetlookercom

12/24/1512/24/15 by Old Man

Replies: 3
Views: 1382

Thank You Jane female wetlook

50 % SALE ON ALL SETS WITH JANE We would like to announce you that there will be no more sets with Jane and all existing sets will be deleted by the end of this year. So hurry up and use the last opp...

Perfect wetlook

12/3/1512/3/15

by Perfect wetlook

12/6/1512/6/15 by Old Man

Replies: 2
Views: 1966

Lisa new clip online #69 wetlookHD update female wetlook

Lisa in Pool & shower very white, very transparent NO RIPPING CLOTHES this time 13 minutes www.wetlookHD.com Screenshots, free photos and a videopreview. (nudity)

3/23/153/23/15

3/24/153/24/15 by Old Man

Replies: 1
Views: 1892

crossover post! the "W" and the "M" of WAM... female wetlook

**I posted this in Messy Forum as well, but as I don't know how many of you pop in over there, wanted to post here to get diehard Wetlook viewpoints. Plus, going back to when comic book heroes would...

3/15/153/15/15

3/22/153/22/15 by Topcattopone

Replies: 6
Views: 1658

Movies with wam scenes female messy

I'm sure this has been asked before but I was wondering if anyone can tell me some movies with great wam scenes. The only one I can think of is the great race and I'm pretty much stuck :-D hope someon...

9/19/149/19/14

9/23/149/23/14 by hooter

Replies: 20
Views: 10578

Jade McCarthy Champange Shower female wetlook

Hello, Does anyone have the video & photos of Jade McCarthy getting a Champange Shower?

7/25/147/25/14

7/27/147/27/14 by irishpieguy

Replies: 7
Views: 2329

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